Could Lane Kiffin be orchestrating the ultimate prank in college athletics?

Joe Bombo

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TL;DR

Lane Kiffin is at the center of a divisive coaching speculation circus for 2025, with differing views on his involvement.
Media, podcasts, and prognosticators fueled speculation about Kiffin's potential move to Florida and LSU.
Ole Miss set a November 28 deadline for Kiffin's decision, creating pressure and impacting other coaching searches.
Kiffin's situation is unique as he might leave a potential playoff run, unlike previous coaching departures.

College football occasionally descends into reality-TV plots so outlandish they seem unbelievable, yet so captivating you can't look away. Think of the eccentric press conferences from the late, legendary Mike Leach, or the scandals surrounding Urban Meyer's Gators in the mid-2000s. Now, the central figure is Lane Kiffin—a purveyor of chaos, a master of memes, an offensive genius, and, it seems, the unintended lead in the 2025 coaching merry-go-round.

Speculation about Kiffin's coaching future in 2026 has been quite divisive. One perspective suggests he's orchestrating a spectacle, creating tension by not committing to Ole Miss. Conversely, others argue the spectacle was manufactured by parties other than Lane himself: the national media, podcasts, boosters, and online prognosticators have all promoted their own ideas while Kiffin has remained largely inactive.

The current drama really kicked off when Kiffin spoke with David Pollack on the See Ball Get Ball podcast, expressing his admiration for Steve Spurrier, the original master of taunting. This remark gained traction as soon as Billy Napier's season with Florida started to unravel. This led to two weeks of media speculation about whether Lane Kiffin possessed the capability, not the intention, to become the Gators' next head coach.

Crucially, none of these discussions originated from Lane Kiffin himself. However, in the realm of college football, a small incident can escalate into widespread trouble.

The Brian Kelly situation at LSU then arose, a development Verge Ausberry could only delay for a limited time. As Kelly's departure grew unavoidable, attention immediately shifted back to Kiffin. He was no longer merely a candidate with choices; he became the person every fan base facing a coaching opening desired to secure.

Throughout this period, the story grew: Lane hasn't accepted Ole Miss' long-term contract offer. Lane may depart. Lane is seeking to leave. Lane is manipulating the situation. Lane is prolonging Oxford's uncertainty.

Whether any of that was true didn’t matter; the perception calcified. Some compared it to his Tennessee exit a decade ago. Others suggested he might be just as disliked in Oxford by the time this is over.

All this because a man… didn’t immediately sign a contract.

The Coaching Precedent—Or Lack Thereof

The backlash gets even more dramatic when you stack Kiffin’s situation against the history.

Les Miles bolted Oklahoma State during a 7–5 season heading to the Alamo Bowl—no such thing as a CFP existed.
Mario Cristobal departed Oregon prior to the advent of larger playoff fields, sidestepping the conflict between allegiance and playoff implications.
Jimbo Fisher abandoned a 5–6 Florida State team mid-spiral.
Brian Kelly left Notre Dame in 2021, but the Irish were only adjacent to a playoff spot thanks to the old four-team format.

None of these coaches had to walk away from a potential playoff run.
Lane Kiffin might.

That’s the difference. And that’s why Andy Staples’ line—Ole Miss “cutting off its nose to spite its face”—lands so cleanly. Ole Miss has never been this close to the mountaintop. Not under Matt Luke (15–21, no bowls). Not under the Hugh Freeze “glory days” (39–25, one Sugar Bowl). Only under Kiffin has Ole Miss become a consistent national factor. They’re finally living in the neighborhood they always wished they could afford.

And now the internal conversation is… “stay or leave, but decide by Nov. 28”? If that sounds insecure, that’s because it is.

Players don't sign up for facilities; they sign up for coaches. In today's college football landscape, allegiance is fleeting, lasting only a single season. Despite this, Kiffin is being unfairly criticized for a story that wasn't his doing.

Inside Kiffin’s Public State of Mind

This year's SEC Media Days appearance by Kiffin didn't give the impression of a coach planning a departure. Instead, it conveyed the sense of someone who has experienced a great deal in a brief time.

He discussed Oxford's assistance in coping with the passing of both his parents, highlighting appreciation and outlook rather than drama. He commended coaching families, particularly spouses, for bearing the sport's unacknowledged emotional burden. He addressed roster turnover with a weary frankness, acknowledging that Ole Miss has effectively had to “restart” annually due to the portal's influence. Furthermore, he presented Austin Simmons' fresh starting position not as a burden, but as a chance.

It felt… dare we say… Saban-esque. Measured. Reflective. Grounded. That’s not usually the vibe of someone halfway out the door.

The Fuel: Family Visits, Ultimatums, and the LSU Calculus

But the storyline sharpened in the last two weeks:

Layla Kiffin’s Baton Rouge Visit

His wife traveled to Baton Rouge for a six-hour city assessment, indicating it wasn't a relaxed Monday. This demonstrated LSU's genuine, not just hypothetical, interest.

Ole Miss’ Reported Ultimatum

Stewart Mandel noted that Ole Miss established a November 28 deadline for Lane's choice, a date that would directly conflict with The Egg Bowl. Regardless of whether the date is disputed internally, the pressure remains.

Saban, Jimmy Sexton, and the Agency Power Play

It's thought that Nick Saban is giving Kiffin advice. Jimmy Sexton, who represents both Kiffin and Saban, stands to gain significantly if one of his clients is appointed to manage LSU's roster, which is known for producing NFL talent. CAA, Sexton's agency, would secure significant NIL advantages and NFL connections via Baton Rouge.

On Thanksgiving morning, Matt Moscona of LockedOn LSU reported that LSU insiders' confidence in Kiffin joining LSU had changed from a 90/10 split to 55/45.

The swing? Playoff implications, public perception, and Lane’s legitimate love for Oxford.

Should Ole Miss secure an Egg Bowl victory and a CFP berth, leaving could present a reputational hazard that he might opt to avoid.

A public campaign of peer pressure, unprecedented in coaching searches, saw Kirk Herbstreit and Pat McAfee both publicly call for him to remain.

The Coaching Dominoes Are Already Falling

LSU bet everything on Kiffin.

And while LSU waited:

Eli Drinkwitz took a mega-extension at Missouri.
Auburn and Florida started circling Jon Sumrall.
Alex Golesh potentially the next Arkansas Head Coach
Backup options around the country vanished in real time.

If Kiffin says no, LSU’s board goes from: Lane → Drinkwitz → Sumrall → Blake Baker
to Sumrall or internal promotion, depending on whether Auburn swoops first.

This is why the Egg Bowl isn’t just a rivalry game. It’s a seismic event in the coaching landscape.

So… Could This All Be the Greatest Troll Job Ever?

And now here we are. Hours before the decision. The sport fixated on this Friday afternoon, refreshing feeds like it’s National Signing Day 2006.

Dramatic decisions aren't new to us—LeBron's “The Decision” could be considered the benchmark—yet Kiffin's story possesses a distinct, disorderly charm. This is because with Lane, discerning the boundary between genuine feeling and staged display is consistently elusive.

Considering all available information…Considering his past actions…Considering the narrative he didn't originate but fully grasps…What's to prevent Lane from having just embraced all this? Not with ill intent—but with a calculated approach. Allowing the media to go unchecked. Letting the conjecture reach its zenith. Relaxing, smirking, and observing the sport ignite over a plotline constructed from guesswork.

If today marks the deadline and the Egg Bowl indeed serves as the ultimate conclusion, then the parallel is strikingly poetic.

Florida waits and realizes: Welp, he’s not coming.
LSU might have to “Geaux” elsewhere, resetting their entire timeline.
Ole Miss sits bracing for impact.

And Lane Kiffin strolls back into Oxford, the place he’s come to call home.

Should that occur, the Egg Bowl could gain an entirely different significance—leaving egg on the faces of all who confidently asserted they had “sources.” And in that instant, subtly and amusingly, Lane Kiffin might have executed the most masterful troll in college sports history.