Temple Owls fans may have just found their new favorite football player.
On early signing day, the Owls landed a signature from a talented punter, Luke Sword.
He's the No. 12 punter in the country, and he's from Upper Moreland High School in Pennsylvania.
And when Temple announced the signing, they listed three fun facts for Sword:
- He sneezes when he goes into the sun.
- He can drink an entire Sprite without burping.
- He can dunk.
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Here, have a look for yourself:
Temple just signed a punter who is allergic to the sun and can drink an entire sprite without burping. We are so back. Pic.twitter.com/KRNKZiqc5S
— Kyle Pagan (@CBKylePagan) December 3, 2025
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It doesn't get much better than that.
If you were going to have three key life facts about yourself, would they beat that trio?
Sword clearly had some fun with those, and he must be happy to be continuing his football career at the Division I level.
Opposing teams should keep an eye out. Sword's dunk-level athleticism could come in handy on a fake someday.
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