It's too bad Christmas just happened.
Because if you were looking for a gift for the Buffalo Bills fan in your life, the perfect one may soon be on the market.
The Bills are moving out of Highmark Stadium and into a new, shiny home next door. And they'll be selling all sorts of things from the closing arena.
Including the bathroom troughs.
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Bills Mafia has the chance to end up with quite the goofy (and questionably unsanitary) keepsake.
THEY’RE ACTUALLY SELLING THE TROUGHS?!!! #BillsMafia pic.twitter.com/VUpTcscdKq
— Pay The Bills | A Trainwreck Sports Production (@PayTheBillsPod) January 8, 2026
This begs a heck of a lot of questions.
Like:
- Where do you put a bathroom trough?
- How much should you pay for a bathroom trough?
- Why are you still considering bidding on a bathroom trough?
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But the blue-collar fanbase in Western New York won't be deterred by any of those questions.
If there is a way to add sentimental value to something, they'll do it. Even if it involves something from the bathroom.
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