If you had Josh Naylor on your bingo card with a stolen base record, no you didn't.
But that's exactly where the Seattle Mariners' first baseman found himself on Friday night.
Naylor swiped his 30th bag of the season, and now he's in an exclusive club.
He is now the fourth first baseman to ever have a 20 home run, 30 stolen base season, according to Just Baseball.
The previous three primary first baseman to have this accomplishment: Joe Carter, Jeff Bagwell and Paul Goldschmidt. Bagwell did it twice.
Naylor is by far the most improbable. He entered this season with 25 career stolen bases.
Somehow, the 5-foot-10, 235-pound slugger who the Wall Street Journal recently said looks oddly like a refrigerator has 30 steals in one season.
He's one of the slowest runners in baseball by the Statcast sprint speed metric.
The baserunning intelligence is just so darn high for Naylor.
He hasn't been caught stealing since April.
It's not even really worth trying to make sense of it anymore.
It's just something to marvel at, to make us all realize that even when we think we understand baseball, sometimes the game will throw us some magnificent curveballs.
Naylor is ready for those curveballs, mind you. That's a great pitch to steal on.
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